The Internet is a marvelous place, full of ingenuity and mind-blowing things to learn. And then there’s a part of the Internet dedicated to making you smile even if you don’t feel like it. So if you’re an architect but don’t know any jokes on the topic, we are here to save you! And we’re sorry if you find them offensive – it’s all in good fun with this architecture-related Jokes!
How do you get an affordable minimalist makeover in New York?
Leave a window open.
An evil genie captured an Architect and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.
The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst.
The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.
The Architect brought a car door because if it got too hot he could just roll down the window!
Did you hear about the Architect who wore two jackets when she painted the house?
The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive.
It was a porch choice of words.
Why do Architects laugh three times when they hear a joke?
Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
He is a steal magnet.
I refuse to make my own sandwich.
I rely on sub contractors.
Bad architecture in Louisiana?
Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.
How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
Marble is a valuable building material and should not be taken for granite.
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, “I like both.”
Engineer: “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done.”
How are architecture students told to leave?
They are shown the dooric.
What is a famous circular museum in New York devoted to Internet search engines?
A contractor, an engineer, and an architect were standing inside their recently completed building, looking out at the street. A VERY attractive woman walks by.
The contractor whistles, the engineer says, “Did you see the legs on that woman?” The architect says, “Did I miss something, I was admiring my reflection”
If you want to know more Architecture-related Jokes, you must to read the second part!