{"id":5533,"date":"2017-08-31T15:37:11","date_gmt":"2017-08-31T14:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.architect-us.com\/blog\/?p=5533"},"modified":"2018-10-18T14:11:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-18T13:11:08","slug":"some-architecture-related-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.architect-us.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/some-architecture-related-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Architecture-related Jokes!Let&#8217;s have fun!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Internet is a marvelous place, full of ingenuity and mind-blowing things to learn. And then there&#8217;s a part of the Internet dedicated to making you <strong>smile<\/strong> even if you don&#8217;t feel like it. So if you&#8217;re an <strong>architect<\/strong> but don&#8217;t know any <strong>jokes<\/strong> on the topic, we are here to save you! And we&#8217;re sorry if you find them offensive &#8211; it&#8217;s all in good fun with this<strong> architecture-related Jokes!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">How do you get an affordable minimalist makeover in New York?<br \/>\nLeave a window open.<\/p>\n<p>An evil genie captured an Architect and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.<br \/>\nThe first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn&#8217;t die of thirst.<br \/>\nThe second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.<br \/>\nThe Architect brought a car door because if it got too hot he could just roll down the window!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Did you hear about the Architect who wore two jackets when she painted the house?<br \/>\nThe instructions on the can said: &#8220;Put on two coats.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I used \u2018veranda\u2019 as an expletive.<br \/>\nIt was a porch choice of words.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Why do Architects laugh three times when they hear a joke?<br \/>\nOnce when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.<\/p>\n<p>Who did Noah hire to build his boat?<br \/>\nAn arkitect of course!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.<br \/>\nHe is a steal magnet.<\/p>\n<p>I refuse to make my own sandwich.<br \/>\nI rely on sub contractors.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Bad architecture in Louisiana?<br \/>\nAny skyscraper there is either new or leans.<\/p>\n<p>How do construction workers party?<br \/>\nThey raise the roof.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Marble is a valuable building material and should not be taken for granite.<\/p>\n<p>An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.<br \/>\nThe architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.<br \/>\nThe artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.<br \/>\nThe engineer said, &#8220;I like both.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Both?&#8221;<br \/>\nEngineer: &#8220;Yeah. 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